Mono. Infectious mononucleosis. “Whore’s disease” as my boss put
it.
Whatever you call it, I’ve got it. Also, just so you know, I got it from
sharing a computer with a lab partner. Not nearly as exciting as what you were
thinking, I know.
Now, instead of sitting here and crying like I’ve been doing off
and on the last few days, I’m going to make a list of things I’m thankful for
despite the sore throat and seriously unattractive puffy eyes.
Prepare yourself. This is some quality stuff.
I’m thankful for…
1.
The absolute beauty running through this campus right
now. Everything is blooming and it’s so sunny and green. After a long gray
winter, this is definitely what we all need.
2.
The ability to zoom on this computer. I can’t tell if
my eyes are getting worse or what, but this 181% zoom is really helping.
3.
My momma. Thanks for listening to me gripe and
complain for the last week. I wuv you so muches.
4.
The company that made my ibuprofen, mostly for your
patience in making the product. I’ve made ibuprofen and I’ll be honest, it
probably would have killed someone. Thank you for not killing me.
5.
The professors that allowed me to switch in and out
of classes to make this a productive Spring Term rather than a wasted one.
6.
My friends that have checked in on me over the last
few days. You guys are great.
7.
And, most of all, I’m thankful for the boys in
baseball pants standing outside my window. Thank you, baseball boys. Thank you.
Moral of the story: Things won’t always be great and you may not
always feel the best, but there are still things to be thankful for.
I’m going to take a nap now.
And, for the love of God, wash your hands, people!
Smile always,
e.
