Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Sit Down and Shut Up



Anyone that has come in contact with me the last few days could probably tell that I haven't been in the best of moods. I would apologize, but it's not my fault that you're annoying and seriously ticking me off. 

A little over a year ago I posted a blog titled "Hello, Welcome to my Hate List." That would be the nice version of this one.

Today, friends, we're going to go through the list of things people are doing that is driving me absolutely insane. Maybe I'm overly sensitive, maybe I'm crazy, or maybe you're pretty freaking obnoxious. 

1. We are sitting in class right now. GET YOUR FEET OFF THE TABLE. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! Respect. For the love, people. 

2. It's 8 in the morning and you're using a blender right outside my door. Are you really doing this right now? Is this really happening? Did you consider the fact that some of us are, oh I don't know, asleep? Maybe? No? That's what I thought.

3. You haven't talked to me iiiiinnnn months? and you think you have some sort of right to have any opinion on my life? Please tell me you're joking. 

4. Could you pretty, pretty, pretty please separate yourself from the points of my life that I don't want you in? If I wanted you to be aware of things that are going on, I'd tell you. If I wanted you to let me know what's going on, I'd ask. So, just stop. Please. 

5. There are a lot of things I don't like. There are a lot of things I don't agree with. There are also a lot of things that I do wrong. And, guess what, so do you. People need to stop throwing around their under-educated, intolerant opinions and realize that they're no better than anyone else. Too many people are up on their high horse and all it's doing is filling the world with a bunch of crap. 


So, there's my rant. 

If you think any of these are about you, they probably are, so just stop. 

I will end by saying that those of you that have taken the time to listen to me yell and rant the last couple of days or have sent me sweet messages or pictures of precious puppies, I appreciate you. You're the best. :)


Smile always, or don't.

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